Marriage - Quotes
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Mignon McLaughlin
- As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.
- Socrates
- My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked. - Winston Churchill
- Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
- Joseph Joubert
- When people get married because they think it's a long- time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. - Joseph Campbell
- When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. - Joseph Campbell
- "I have yet to hear a man ask
for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinhem
- "Some of us are becoming the
men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinhem
- Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. (Anonymous)
- Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. (Anonymous)
- If you want your spouse to listen
and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. (Anonymous)
- Sir, if you were my husband,
I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you
were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
- I've sometimes thought of marrying,
and then I've thought again. (Noel Coward, 1956)
- "Men marry women with the hope
they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change.
"Invaribly they are both disappointed." (Albert Einstein)
- After marriage, husband and
wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still
they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
- A man is incomplete until he
is married. After that, he is finished. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
- Bigamy is having one wife too
many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination
over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- I have never married because
there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose
as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears
all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
- "In my house I'm the boss, my
wife is just the decision maker." - Woody Allen
- "The most happy marriage I can
imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." -
S. T. Coleridge
- "Love is blind, marriage is
the eye-opener." - Pauline Thomason
- "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
- "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx
- "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante
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