Dear Etni Types,
I am unable to find the solution to this problem in any of the Inspector’s
BULLetins.
A group of five one point students is accidentally instructed to show up for
the five point exam. By sheer luck on the listening, with a little help
from his friends, and thanks to a blind proctor who got to the exam by
following the three dimensional braille symbols from the Summer ’99 Bagrut
unseen, one of the one points squeezes through the five point by exactly
four points. However butt, he has an oral grade for one point which means he
can only complement to three points. Can he go for 2 points in Moed Bet,
fail on purpose in order to so that his two points will be subtracted from
his five points leaving the required three points?
Furthermoreover, can his sister, 4-point student who cheated on the 4 point
exam and passed by only five points because she was accidentally handed a
five point exam and only did one 4 point composition, do the four point exam
in Moed Bet? Is there any point in making it up by taking the two point exam
twice? Do two points plus two points make four points? Do you get the point
of this riddle? (I don’t): "What can take 1 point in the morning, two points
for lunch and five points in the evening?"
Answer: A Woman.
Please answer your post quickly as 4 hot tempered 3 pointers are pointing
sharp points at my power point. Consequently thus, I may get the points
sooner than I expected.
Barry Silverberg